Make it happen
with the Mariko Aoki Phenomenon (M.A.P.)
HOW THE M.A.P. WORKS
IN THEORY, the smell of paper and commercial inks has a laxative effect on certain people. With all OF THE cardboard boxes and promotional materials IN CERTAIN STORES,
simply walking in and breathing can cause immediate evacuation of the bowels.
“If you’ve ever walked into a store and felt a sudden, uncontrollable, poop-your-pants sensation – then you’ve experienced the Markio Aoki Phenomenon (M.A.P.).”
Help bring store relief to the 63 million Americans
who suffer from constipation.
Report a store that made you poo.
Chad D. Schultz - Founder & Sufferer of Chronic Constipation
"Walking into a BEST BUY is the only thing guaranteed to make me sh*t."
C.D. SCHULTZ suffers from Crohn’s Disease, an autoimmune disorder that causes constipation and diarrhea. “The constipation is what I deal with on a daily basis,” claims Schultz, who has struggled with the disease for almost 10 years. “I’ve tried everything – prunes, psyllium husk, coffee – but for me, those traditional remedies actually spark more intense bouts of diarrhea.”
In turn, Schultz is on a mission to become the nation’s leading advocate for his own method of relief – walking into a BEST BUY home entertainment store. “It used to be Blockbuster Video, but ever since they went out of business, BEST BUY has been my go-to for getting things moving in a good way. I figure, if it works for me, this method must work for others."
Schultz also hopes that retailers will catch on, recognize the role their stores are playing in the health of their constipated customers, and, in turn, offer adequate bathroom facilities. "Lowe's and Best Buy are both up on their bathroom game."
